The Constitutional Monarchy of Chukot state is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Quandale Dingle the 3rd with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.387 billion Chukot stateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camtovsk. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chukot statean economy, worth 454 trillion Chukot syots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,165 Chukot syots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, job satisfaction is a luxury many Chukot stateans can't afford, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and when their backs are against the walls Chukot stateans look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chukot state's national animal is the Polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Chukot state is ranked 17,140^th in the world and 49^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,715.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.